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Apr. 20th, 2008 | 02:04 am
JESUS SHIT, I AM TIRED OF THAT GOD DAMN GUY THAT SITS NEXT TO ME EVERY DAY DURING CLASS.
I FUCKING GET IT, YOU LIKE GTA: VICE CITY, STOP REPEATING THE SAME QUOTE OVER AND OVER.
YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING NOSE, BREATHE THROUGH IT. HOLY FUCKING COCKS, IT'S LIKE MY EARS ARE BEING FUCKED WITH A CHAINSAW.
CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RAPING A BUCKET OF SNAILS.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
STOP GOOGLING THE LYRICS TO "WHITE N' NERDY", WE HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FINISH THIS ASSIGNMENT. WHY AM I STILL TEAMING UP WITH YOU FOR THESE ASSIGNMENTS? JESUS CHRIST. OH YEAH, YOUR DAD IS THE TEACHER, YOU SPOILED CUNT.
WHY DOES MY FACE HURT OW FUCK.
OH YEAH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T MIND THAT YOU PLAY WITH MY FUCKING READING GLASSES, IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED TO TAKE NOTES FOR THIS GOD DAMN TEST.
WAIT, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CARLOS MENCIA? I WASN'T EVEN LISTENING, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ME?
DID YOU JUST FUCKING TOUCH ME? YOU JUST TOUCHED ME. WHY AM I NOT CHOKING YOU?
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T COCK-SPLAPPED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS IS BECAUSE THE GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU IS YOUR FRIEND.
She's coo'. It's fun to hang around her during class n' junk.
DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO HER TO SING ME A RAP SONG YOU JUST MADE UP ABOUT... PENCILS? WHAT THE COCKFACE?
YES, I AM AWARE THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE, CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHY?
SILENCE, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU KNOW IT?
That is all.
Oh hey, my brother just called us from Colorado. He got third place in Kumite (actual fighting) and second place in Kata (demonstration of some moves, almost like choreography) in a Karate tournament against a bunch of 30-year old black belts. I'm so proud of him :]
I FUCKING GET IT, YOU LIKE GTA: VICE CITY, STOP REPEATING THE SAME QUOTE OVER AND OVER.
YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING NOSE, BREATHE THROUGH IT. HOLY FUCKING COCKS, IT'S LIKE MY EARS ARE BEING FUCKED WITH A CHAINSAW.
CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RAPING A BUCKET OF SNAILS.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
STOP GOOGLING THE LYRICS TO "WHITE N' NERDY", WE HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FINISH THIS ASSIGNMENT. WHY AM I STILL TEAMING UP WITH YOU FOR THESE ASSIGNMENTS? JESUS CHRIST. OH YEAH, YOUR DAD IS THE TEACHER, YOU SPOILED CUNT.
WHY DOES MY FACE HURT OW FUCK.
OH YEAH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T MIND THAT YOU PLAY WITH MY FUCKING READING GLASSES, IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED TO TAKE NOTES FOR THIS GOD DAMN TEST.
WAIT, WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CARLOS MENCIA? I WASN'T EVEN LISTENING, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ME?
DID YOU JUST FUCKING TOUCH ME? YOU JUST TOUCHED ME. WHY AM I NOT CHOKING YOU?
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T COCK-SPLAPPED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS IS BECAUSE THE GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU IS YOUR FRIEND.
She's coo'. It's fun to hang around her during class n' junk.
DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO HER TO SING ME A RAP SONG YOU JUST MADE UP ABOUT... PENCILS? WHAT THE COCKFACE?
YES, I AM AWARE THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE, CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHY?
SILENCE, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU KNOW IT?
That is all.
Oh hey, my brother just called us from Colorado. He got third place in Kumite (actual fighting) and second place in Kata (demonstration of some moves, almost like choreography) in a Karate tournament against a bunch of 30-year old black belts. I'm so proud of him :]